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UFC Party/Brock Article

Posted by: DJ on 07 Aug 2008

Missy will be hosting a UFC party this weekend and wrote an article for Wrestling Observer on Brock Lesnar:

On Saturday August 9, Brock Lesnar is embarking on a career crossroad. He desperately needs a win over Heath Herring to possibly retain his lucrative UFC contract and maintain a MMA career. I'm no MMA expert, but I know sports psychology [not really]. I am providing my analysis on why Brock will win on Saturday night. Keep in mind that Missy's MMA Predictions are subject to a 89.9% margin of error, so don't gamble all of your WWE stock on my prediction.

The Rena Mero Factor:
No athlete can tolerate the non stop demands from a high maintenance wife. Rena doesn't come cheap. She presumably left Mark Mero when his wrestling career died. Rena has threatened Luna Vachon's job status if she got hurt in their matches. I would never mess with Luna, but this shows how much testicular fortitude that Rena got. Rena even showed up in the crowd on WCW Nitro in '99, despite being under contract by WWE. The bottom line is Rena can make your life a living hell if she doesn't get what she wants. Brock needs to channel all of Rena's nagging in to a major rage in the octagon.

Baby Mama Drama Factor:
Brock has a child from a previous relationship. Child support is usually around 17.5%. Brock's six digit UFC can presumably get the baby's mama and the courts off his back if this is a problem. Just ask Ricky Morton, Jamie Dundee, and Lex Luger about how miserable life can be by not paying child support. Brock is not just fighting to keep his sanity from Rena, but he's also fighting to satisfy his baby's mama. 17.5% of a big UFC purse can satisfy any baby's mama. At least until next month.

WWE Job Prospect:
Brock wants the same luxuries that the Undertaker has in WWE. Too bad Undertaker's 18 year seniority will always beat Brock's 2 year WWE career. Brock must realize that if he's a UFC washout, than he must recognize that his future might be non stop bumps and traveling. Welcome back to the biz! We been expecting you. I hope you got no problem jobbing to Colin Delaney to prove that you are a team player?

Missy's Fight Outcome:
Brock will be escorted to the octagon by Rena. Rena is yelling at Brock that she wants a bigger house and more jewelry. Brock will erupt in a "Festus-Like Rage" when the bell rings. He will go the distance with Heath Herring. After the bell rings, Brock will return to the "Festus-Like Simpleton" look. Instead of Rena congratulating Brock on the win, she will start brow beating him for not knocking Heath out for the 'Best KO Bonus' and not getting 'Best Fight Of The Night Bonus'. Rena will spend the night annoying Dana White with ridiculous demands. Dana will beg for the days that he dealt with Jenna Jameson instead of Rena.

I will be hosting a UFC party at TG Whitney's - 244 East 53rd Street between 2nd & 3rd Avenues, NYC. Stop by and see if my prediction comes true. Just don't annoy me if you lose your savings by betting on Brock. You can get more information at http://www.premierlistnyc.com/UFCinNYC.htm. Johnny Valiant will also be at the party.

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The Dark Match TOnight

Posted by: DJ on 31 Jul 2008

Join Missy on The Dark Match radio show on Thursday at 7PM EST
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/THEDARKMATCH

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Charity events This weekend in Canada

Posted by: DJ on 17 Jul 2008

Missy will be making some appearances in Canada this weekend. Here are the details:

Friday July 18th Appearing at PWA Wrestling - Elements Night Club, Kitchener, Ontario - signing autographs from 7-7.30pm and at intermission and in the ring photos available - Part of proceeds go to the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation

Sat July 19th Appearing at PWA Wrestling at Fight Factory, 34 Lincoln Street, Hamilton, Ontario, - signing autographs from 7-7.30pm and at intermission and in ring photos available. Part of all proceeds go to the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation

Sunday July 20 Appearing at BodySlamming Juvenile Diabetes live wrestling at the Hardball Cafe - Highway 25 in Milton, Ontario Part of all proceeds go to the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation. Doors open at 3pm and Missy will be signing from 3pm-3.30pm and at intermission and in the ring photos are available. A silent auction will also take place.

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More Photos added

Posted by: DJ on 07 Jul 2008

Here is another photo update:
WSU July 2007
WSU December 2007
WSU March 2008 (2)

Credit for photos again goes to Get Lost Photography.

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Photos

Posted by: DJ on 07 Jul 2008

I just added some photos from some events from last year:
Turnbuckle Promotions Event August 24, 2007
Wrestling Reunion June 2, 2007
Credit for photos goes to Get Lost Photography

I'll also be talking to Missy tomorrow to get an update on her schedule, and I will be adding more photos as well.

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WSU Results from WSU's official site

Posted by: DJ on 23 Jun 2008

During an episode of Missy's Manor, Missy announced that WSU will be creating a tag team championship division. Missy showed off the tag team title belts to the crowd. Becky Bayless interrupted Missy, as Becky continues to disrespect every female legend in the business. Missy said she knew Becky had a surprise tonight and revealed that she knew Becky had Angelina Love in her corner for later tonight. Missy turned the tables and revealed that she will be managing Dawn Marie, in the highly anticipated Dawn Marie vs Becky Bayless II match.

Becky Bayless w/Angelina Love d. Dawn Marie w/Missy Hyatt by countout

Angelina Love cost Dawn Marie the match by holding her outside while the ref counted to 10. Angelina & Becky then beat up Dawn Marie, until Portia Perez made the save. A tag team match was set up for later on.

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This weekend

Posted by: DJ on 20 Jun 2008

Be sure to come out and see Missy tomorrow (Saturday) at the Fan Slam Wrestling Convention during the day, and then at WSU in the evening.

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This weekend

Posted by: DJ on 04 Jun 2008

Missy will be at the Hollywood Movie & Memorabilia Expo and the Big Apple Con - see the schedule page for info.

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